EXT - DAY: An outdoor concert/ festival between acts. Our hero, TOM, just growing into his impossibly handsome looks in his late 30s strides purposefully toward Port-a-Potty Row. His path is interrupted by THE STRANGER, a younger man. Before TOM knows what is happening, he has been embraced in a full-arm handshake and pulled into a chest bump.
STRANGER: "Thanks for David Moyes!"
TOM [realizing he is wearing an Everton jersey, smiles sheepishly and laughs]
STRANGER: "Did you like that, didja? Saw you coming a mile away!"
TOM [still laughing]: "No, not really, no."←