• If I'd been friends w/Shel Silverstein, I'd have always RSVP'd by saying, "Tell 'em I'm coming, and Shel's coming with me." #
  • @garyryan Well, it's strange you could acquire the "Big Game" label before playing in one. #
  • Dinner at Agave (Portsmouth) tonight; disappointment. Everything Poco's does, but worse, more expensive w/ bad service kicker. #
  • In re Shel Silverstein, for people like @suchatreat, http://tinyurl.com/6jpwt6 #
  • @adarowski if you're listening to Girl Talk, you're going to want the Wikipedia pages to save the brain scratching. #
  • Tampa Bay, you'll never be a respectable franchise until you strip the season tickets from Leather Lungs. #
  • My Facebook says "69 friends" I'll pass, but the 13 year old in me thinks it's funny. As is "the 13 year old in me". Meta-illegal-joke #
  • Buck Martinez just summed up the playoff experience: "When you're throwing 90mph fastballs, it's time to go #2." #
  • If you bought an off-brand, bullshit team jersey, don't bring it to a nationally televised game. #
  • Cue Kevin Millah: "Don't let us win one." #
  • You know TBS is a serious network when Saeger's jackets never run out of batteries. #
  • Want Youk's beard to produce birds like Family Guy #redsox #
  • I know we're spoiled, but if you're crying about a non-elimination loss by your 10 year-old team, gain perspective. #redsox #
  • Finds it ironic Adele is backed by skinny chicks on SNL #
  • @garyryan "And that was the second time I got crabs." #
  • @paulkelley They should get the Tampa groundscrew to spraypaint that stupid starburst on a carpet somewhere in a dugout. #
  • 1st time watching SNL in years. Complete disappointment except for Adele. #

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